Paul Paakkonen ([info]paultwin) wrote,
  • Mood: heheheh

::Gwynnie steals the internet::

The Real Disturbing Facts About My Dad:

1. He sings girly pop songs in the car. In the shower. While cooking and cleaning.
2. He owns a Rob Zombie jack in the box which he puts on the coffee table everytime mom comes over, just to freak her out. And it works EVERYTIME.
3. Decorates the house for Christmas ON HALLOWEEN

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Dad's Slept With People's Names:

1) No idea
2) Mom
3) Maggie Lovett, the bank teller.
4) Miss Danielson, the art teacher
5) Cassandra Blissfield
6) Mom
7) No idea, but they were all mostly weird.
8) He's totally lying about not knowing his name. Jack Mender.
9) Liza Bankly

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[info]paultwin

September 22 2005, 23:24:39 UTC 6 years ago

How did I get such a cruel daughter?

[info]couldvbeenmensa

September 22 2005, 23:38:32 UTC 6 years ago

Luck.

I love my niece! *grins*

[info]paultwin

September 22 2005, 23:39:46 UTC 6 years ago

Of course you do! You're both cruel.

[info]couldvbeenmensa

September 22 2005, 23:44:00 UTC 6 years ago

That is why I love her so much.

[info]paultwin

September 22 2005, 23:45:33 UTC 6 years ago

FATE

[info]couldvbeenmensa

September 22 2005, 23:51:02 UTC 6 years ago

Obviously.

[info]paultwin

September 22 2005, 23:40:02 UTC 6 years ago

*bounces*

[info]couldvbeenmensa

September 22 2005, 23:43:30 UTC 6 years ago

Gwyn, I'm going to bring you presents from Italy. What do you want?

[info]paultwin

September 22 2005, 23:45:58 UTC 6 years ago

Hmmm. Coffee? Italian coffee?

[info]couldvbeenmensa

September 22 2005, 23:51:38 UTC 6 years ago

Okay.

Would you also like something fancy and expensive?
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