The Real Disturbing Facts About My Dad:
1. He sings girly pop songs in the car. In the shower. While cooking and cleaning.
2. He owns a Rob Zombie jack in the box which he puts on the coffee table everytime mom comes over, just to freak her out. And it works EVERYTIME.
3. Decorates the house for Christmas ON HALLOWEEN
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Dad's Slept With People's Names:
1) No idea
2) Mom
3) Maggie Lovett, the bank teller.
4) Miss Danielson, the art teacher
5) Cassandra Blissfield
6) Mom
7) No idea, but they were all mostly weird.
8) He's totally lying about not knowing his name. Jack Mender.
9) Liza Bankly
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September 22 2005, 23:38:32 UTC 6 years ago
I love my niece! *grins*
September 22 2005, 23:39:46 UTC 6 years ago
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September 22 2005, 23:51:38 UTC 6 years ago
Would you also like something fancy and expensive?